楼主：给我一个女人，我就能创造出一个民族！ 
1. Post: Give me a woman, and I can create a nation!
回复：嗯，给你一头母猪，明年的肉价就能下跌！ 
Reply: Well, give you a sow, and next year’s meat prices will drop!

楼主：上大学我跳过课、挂过科、甩过人、被甩过、打过架、记过过……哎，能干的我都干过了～ 
2. Post: In college, I’ve skipped classes, failed subjects, dumped people, been dumped, fought, and been disciplined… Sigh, I’ve done everything I could do.
回复：你死过吗？ 
Reply: Have you ever died?

楼主：请用一句话形容中国国家地震台。 
3. Post: Please use one sentence to describe the China National Seismic Station.
回复：事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样！ 
Reply: Wise after the event, as clueless as a pig before it!

楼主：大家都来讲一个开头KB，中间好笑，结局悲惨的故事。譬如从前有个鬼，放了个屁，然后死了。 
Original Poster: Everyone share a story that starts off cool, gets funny in the middle, and ends in tragedy. Like once there was a ghost, it farted, and then it died.
回复：遇到芙蓉姐姐，爱上芙蓉姐姐，娶了芙蓉姐姐…… 
Reply: Met Sister Lotus, fell in love with Sister Lotus, married Sister Lotus…

楼主：为什么越来越多人不想要小孩呢？ 
Original Poster: Why do more and more people not want to have kids?
暴强回复：北京派来的高官说了，要从娃娃抓起。
Sarcastic reply: A senior official sent from Beijing said, start with the children.

楼主：每天对着单位那群领导说话让我感到前途很渺茫…… 
Original Poster: Talking to the leaders at my job every day makes me feel like my future is bleak…
回复：幸福吧你～因为对牛弹琴并不可怕，可怕的是一群牛每天对着你弹琴！ 
Reply: Consider yourself lucky - it’s not scary to play the lute to a cow, what’s scary is a herd of cows playing the lute to you every day!

楼主：深圳南头一卖菠萝的女摊贩情急之下咬下城市管理者叔叔的小JJ…… 
Original Poster: A female fruit vendor in Nantou, Shenzhen, in a fit of desperation, bit off a city manager uncle’s little JJ…
回复：哼！你不让我生活，我就不让你享受生活！！！ 
Reply: Hmph! If you won’t let me live, I won’t let you enjoy life!!!

楼主：其实牛顿只是幸运地发现万有引力定律，要是早生三百年，我也可以！ 
Original Poster: Actually, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of universal gravitation. If I were born 300 years earlier, I could have done it too!
回复：的确是幸运儿，因为砸到他脑袋上的是苹果，而砸到可怜楼主脑袋上的不是榴莲就是椰子…… 
1. Reply: Indeed, he is a lucky one because it was an apple that hit his head, while poor楼主 got hit by either a durian or a coconut…

楼主：是被人叫大叔惨还是叫弟弟惨？ 
2. 楼主: Is it worse to be called “uncle” or “brother”?
暴强回复：大叔你弟弟出来了。 
3. Extremely strong reply: Uncle, your brother is here.

楼主：城市管理者增加新武器来抓流浪狗！ 
4. 楼主: City managers have added new weapons to catch stray dogs!
暴强回复：本是同根生，想煎何太急。 
5. Extremely strong reply: Born from the same root, why the rush to pan-fry?

楼主：我喜欢上了一个比我小6岁的女孩，还在上初中，真是造孽啊。 
1. Poster: I’ve fallen for a girl who is 6 years younger than me and

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