1、狐狸不是妖，性感不是骚。
1. Foxes are not demons, and sexiness is not vulgarity.
2、别拿你弹视频的速度，来挑战哥拉黑的技术。
2. Don’t challenge my blocking skills with your video-playing speed.
3、放眼过去全是货，老妹你想跟谁过。
3. Looking around, there are so many options; who do you want to be with, little sister?
4、又帅又车，那是象棋，有钱有房，那是银行。
4. Being handsome and having a car is just like playing chess; having money and a house is like going to the bank.
5、不要迷恋哥，嫂子才是传说。
5. Don’t be infatuated with me, my wife is the real legend.
6、哥只不过是个局，而你却入了迷。
6. I’m just a game, but you got lost in it.
7、不是哥迷恋传说，只是传说太美。
7. It’s not that I’m infatuated with the legend, it’s just that the legend is too beautiful.
8、小姐，对不起，我长得不帅。但不是每个女人都有机会。
8. Miss, I’m sorry, I’m not handsome. But not every woman has the chance to be with me.
9、你玩你的自定义、我玩我的格式化。
9. You play your custom game, and I’ll play my formatting game.
10、你知道我长短，我知道你深浅。
10. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know yours.
11、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。
11. Goods have an expiration date, and people get tired of looking at things. How long can you be amazing in my heart?
12、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。
12. They say I’m beautiful, but it’s all thanks to makeup.
13、人不可貌相，小三不可斗量。
13. One should not judge by appearances, and one should not underestimate the power of a mistress.
14、人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂!
14. Life is like making a phone call; either you hang up first, or I do.
15、每个女人总会为某一个男人而下贱。
15. Every woman will eventually lower herself for a certain man.
16、小三的威力，一般人貌似抵挡不住。
16. The power of a mistress seems to be unstoppable for most people.
17、距离产生的不是美，而是第三者。
17. Distance doesn’t create beauty, but rather a third party.
18、爱情不过是寂寞时，扯把美丽的犊子。
18. Love is just a beautiful lie when one is lonely.
19、黄瓜必须拍，人生必须嗨。
19. Cucumbers must be smashed, and life must be lively.
20、哥吸烟、是因为它伤肺，不伤心。
20. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.
21、小鸟虽小，可它玩的确是整个天空。
21. Though a bird is small, it plays in the entire sky.
22、女人混的好、是嫂子，混不好，是婊子。
22. A woman who gets along well is a sister-in-law, but if not, she’s a slut.
23、喊疼的不一定是处女，但勾引男人的一定是婊子。
23. Those who cry out in pain are not necessarily virgins, but those who seduce men are definitely sluts.
24、低头靠勇气，抬头看实力。
24. To bow one’s head takes courage; to raise it depends on one’s abilities.
25、我命由我不由天、天欲灭我我灭天。
25. My fate is in my hands, not in heaven’s. If heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy heaven.
26、人生没有彩排的机会，每时每刻都是在现场直播。
26. There are no rehearsals in life; every moment is a live broadcast.
27、分手后的思念不叫思念，叫犯贱，没有拆不散的夫妻，只有不努力的小三。
27. Missing someone after a breakup is not called missing, it’s called being cheap. There are no inseparable couples, only uncommitted mistresses.
28、我一定要出现你家户口本上，做不了你老公，也做你小爹。
28. I must appear on your household registration book, either as your husband or as your father-in-law.
29、不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖有惊喜畅享多一瓶。
29. I’m not afraid of drinking敌敌畏 (a pesticide), but I am afraid of the surprise bonus bottle when I open the cap.
30、人家有的是背景，而咱有的是背影。
30. Some people have backgrounds, while we only have backgrounds (shadows).
31、长个包子样，就别怨狗跟着。
31. If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dogs for following you.
32、广告就是告诉别人，钱还可以这么花。
32. Advertising is about telling others that money can be spent in such a way.
33、我说过做人要低调。可你非要给我掌声和尖叫。
33. I said I should keep a low profile, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.
34、狗就是狗，可人有的时候不是人。
34. A dog is always a dog, but sometimes a person is not a person.
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