1.孩子在街上走，穿着打扮看出娘的手艺，说话办事显出爹的教养。——郭德纲
1. A child walks on the street, their attire reflecting their mother’s skill, and their speech and actions revealing their father’s upbringing. —— Guo Degang

2.太多时候，我们不是因为失败而生气，而是因为我们没有为失败找到一个好理由。——郭德纲
2. Too often, we are not angry because of failure, but because we haven’t found a good excuse for it. —— Guo Degang

3.人生在世，谁都会吃屎，但是别嚼。跟狗抢路，让狗先过，不丢人。——郭德纲
3. In life, everyone will experience hardships, but don’t dwell on them. Let the dog pass first, it’s not humiliating. —— Guo Degang

4.山阻石拦，大江必定东流去； 雪辱霜欺，梅花依旧向阳开。——郭德纲
4. Mountains and stones may block the way, but the river still flows eastward; snow and frost may insult, but the plum blossoms still face the sun. —— Guo Degang

5.一个人三十岁之前不狂，没有出息；三十岁之后还狂，肯定没有出息。——郭德纲
5. If a person isn’t ambitious before the age of thirty, they have no prospects; if they are still ambitious after thirty, they definitely have no prospects. —— Guo Degang

6.只谈乾坤风月，莫论人间是非。——郭德纲
6. Only talk about the universe and the moon, not about the是非 (right and wrong) of the human world. —— Guo Degang

7.奈何桥上奈何愁，奈何桥下浣溪流，奈何人人奈何泪，奈何奈何洗春秋。——郭德纲
7. On the Naihe Bridge, there is endless sorrow; beneath it flows the Huanxi Brook. Everyone sheds tears of helplessness, washing away the years. —— Guo Degang

8.高雅不是装出来的，孙子才是装出来的。——郭德纲
8. Elegance is not put on; only fools pretend to be. —— Guo Degang

9.有些人涂着再高端的香水我都能闻出人渣的味。——郭德纲
9. Some people wear high-end perfume, but I can still smell the scent of scum. —— Guo Degang

10.静坐思过观花谢，三省吾身饮清泉。留得五湖明月在，不愁偷笑钓鱼船。——郭德纲
10. Meditate quietly, watching flowers wither; reflect on oneself with clear spring water. With the bright moon over the five lakes, there’s no need to worry about the mocking fishing boat. —— Guo Degang

11.我把棉裤一脱，春姑娘就来了。——郭德纲
11. When I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl arrived. —— Guo Degang

12.大海波涛浅，小人方寸深。从来名利地，易起是非心。——郭德纲
12. The waves of the sea may be shallow, but the hearts of petty people are deep. In the realm of fame and fortune, disputes easily arise. —— Guo Degang

13.西游记里面，唐僧唐长老带着一个仆人，叫沙和尚，还有俩宠物，一个猴一个猪，旅游的故事。——郭德纲
13. In Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang, also known as Tang the Elder, travels with a servant called Sha Monk, and two pets, a monkey and a pig. —— Guo Degang

14.耳目宽而天地窄，是非少则日月长。五夜鸡鸣，唤起窗前明月。一觉睡醒，看破梦里当年。——郭德纲
14. With broad ears and eyes, the world seems narrow; with fewer是非 (disputes), days and months feel longer. A rooster crows at dawn, awakening the bright moon before the window. Upon waking, one sees through the dreams of the past. —— Guo Degang

15.能人背后有能人，能人背后有人弄。——郭德纲
15. Behind an able person, there is another able person; behind them, someone is scheming. —— Guo Degang

16.大难不死，必有下回。——郭德纲
16. Those who survive great difficulties will surely have more to come. —— Guo Degang

17.一路走来，各种坎坷，各种不顺和阻碍，终于我也看到了花团锦簇，也看到了灯彩佳话。那一夜，我也曾梦见百万雄兵。——郭德纲
17. Along the way, I’ve faced various frustrations, setbacks, and obstacles, but finally, I’ve seen the beauty and joy of life. That night, I also dreamt of a million brave soldiers. —— Guo Degang

18.想出名，先出书；想出书，先出事。——郭德纲
18. To become famous, publish a book; to publish a book, first create some trouble. —— Guo Degang

19.为什么有时候他们很多人都恨我，就是因为我说对了。——郭德纲
19. Why do some people hate me? It’s because I speak the truth. —— Guo Degang

20.劝赌不劝嫖，劝嫖两不交。——郭德纲
20. Persuade others to quit gambling, not prostitution; persuading someone to visit a prostitute will lead to no friendship. —— Guo Degang

21.竹影扫阶尘不动。兽有长舌不能说，人有短舌不该说。——郭德纲
21. The bamboo shadow sweeps the steps, but the dust doesn’t move. Animals with long tongues cannot speak, while humans with short tongues should not speak. — Guo Degang

22.我希望能说一辈子的相声，等到八十多岁还能跟于谦老师站在小茶馆的舞台给大家说相声。那时候，估计我的头发都掉光了，于老师的头发也白了，一脑袋的白毛，还烫头，跟喜羊羊似的。——郭德纲
22. I hope to perform crosstalk for a lifetime, and when I’m in my eighties, I can still stand on the stage of a small teahouse with Teacher Yu Qian to entertain everyone. By then, my hair will probably be gone, and Teacher Yu’s hair will be white, with a head full of white hair, still perming it, like Pleasant Goat. — Guo Degang

23.有人说要抛弃传统相声，这就值左右开弓一千四百个大嘴巴！——郭德纲
23. Some people say they want to abandon traditional crosstalk, which deserves a good slap on both sides of their face, 1,400 times! — Guo Degang

24.修合无人见，存心有天知。——郭德纲
24. When no one is around to see, your true intentions are known only to the heavens. — Guo Degang

25.东风也有转南时，瓦片也有翻身日。——郭德纲
25. The east wind also turns south sometimes, and even a tile can have its day of turning over. — Guo Degang

26.泰坦尼克号沉了，对人类来说是一场巨大的灾难，但对船上餐厅里活着的海鲜来说就是生命的奇迹。——郭德纲
26. The sinking of the Titanic was a great disaster for mankind, but for the seafood alive in the ship’s restaurant, it was a miracle of life. — Guo Degang

27.真放肆不在饮酒放荡，假矜持偏要慷慨激昂。万事留一线，江湖好相见。——郭德纲
27. True audacity is not in drinking and debauchery, while false modesty insists on being passionate and fervent. Leave a thread for everything, and it will be easier to meet again in the world. — Guo Degang

28.什么叫草根？其实草根很便宜，人参、灵芝、冬虫夏草，都是这些不上档次的东西，我们比不了人家大棚里的香椿芽、韭黄。——郭德纲
28. What is a grassroots person? In fact, grassroots people are very cheap, like ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, and Cordyceps sinensis, all these low-class things. We can’t compare to the high-class people who have Chinese toon shoots and chives in their greenhouses. — Guo Degang

29.品人情冷暖、世态炎凉，观荣辱纷争、死走逃亡，自浊自清自安然。台上笑传千万，台下苦闷凄惶。——郭德纲
29. To experience the warmth and coldness of human emotions, the ups and downs of the world, to witness the struggles for honor and disgrace, and the fleeing from death, one should remain clear and composed. Laughter spreads across the stage, while sorrow and despair linger behind the scenes. — Guo Degang

30.装三分痴呆防死，留七分正经谋生。——郭德纲
30. Pretend to be a little foolish to avoid danger, and keep a serious attitude to make a living. — Guo Degang

31.功名富贵，人间惊见白首；诗酒琴书，世外喜逢青眼。巿争利朝争名，伶逐势恶逐威。——郭德纲
31. Fame and wealth are fleeting in this world; poetry, wine, and music are the true joys in life. People compete for money and status, while performers chase trends and power. — Guo Degang

32.我争者人必争，极力争未必得。我让者人必让，极力让未必失。——郭德纲
32. What I fight for, others will fight for too, but striving hard may not guarantee success. What I give up, others will give up as well, but letting go may not necessarily lead to loss. — Guo Degang

33.魑魅魍魉乱吼纷飞，恨雾凄凄催人泪垂。人做鬼，狗做贼，至这般又怨谁？满座的高朋移在哪里饮酒，骨肉的相知又在何处作陪？红粉佳人变成了残荷败蕊，三千食客也忙着去把墙推。——郭德纲
33. Demons and goblins howl and fly about chaotically; the mist of hatred brings tears to people’s eyes. Humans become ghosts, dogs become thieves, and who can be blamed for this state? Where have the high-ranking friends gone to drink, and where are the close relatives to accompany each other? The beautiful ladies have become withered lotus flowers, and the three thousand diners are busy pushing the walls down. — Guo Degang

34.你欺负我，我退一步；你又欺负我，我再退一步；你还欺负我，我弄死你。——郭德纲
34. If you bully me, I’ll take a step back; if you bully me again, I’ll take another step back; if you still bully me, I’ll kill you. — Guo Degang

35.人在天涯，身不由己，风雨踏歌行。江湖子弟，拿得起来放得下。放不下，也得放。活一百岁的没几个人，开心就笑，不开心待会儿再笑。高高兴兴比什么都强，跟谁较劲都是跟自己较劲。一辈子，忍一忍也就过去了。——郭德纲
35. A person far away from home has no control over their life, walking through the wind and rain, singing as they go. The children of the martial world can pick up and let go. If you can’t let go, you must. Few people live to be a hundred years old; laugh when you’re happy, and wait to laugh when you’re not. Happiness is stronger than anything, and competing with others is just competing with yourself. A lifetime passes with a little patience. — Guo Degang

36.人心弯弯曲曲水，世路重重叠叠山。——郭德纲
36. The human heart is like a winding river, while the path of life is like layers of mountains. — Guo Degang

37.文能提笔安天下，武能上马定乾坤。上炕认识媳妇，下炕认识鞋。——郭德纲
37. With literary talent, one can bring peace to the world; with martial skill, one can stabilize the universe. Recognize your wife when getting into bed, and know your shoes when getting out of bed. — Guo Degang

38.风前看月，雾后观灯。霜前菊冲，雪后梅丰。醉中论剑，梦里歌声。——郭德纲
38. Watch the moon in front of the wind, observe the lanterns after the fog. Appreciate the chrysanthemums before frost, and enjoy the plum blossoms after snow. Discuss swordsmanship while drunk, and sing in your dreams. — Guo Degang

39.其实我挺厌恶那种不明白任何情况，就劝你一定要大度的人，离他远一点，雷劈他的时候会连累到你。——郭德纲
39. I really dislike those people who advise you to be generous without understanding the situation. Stay away from them, or you might get hit when lightning strikes them. — Guo Degang

40.心中有事天地小，心中无事一床宽；红尘闹市争热饭，何惧闲人语二三。要得富贵长生，天做主由不得我；要得钢骨正气，我做主由不得天。山阻石拦，大江必定东流去；雪辱霜欺，梅花依旧向阳开。——郭德纲
40. When the heart is troubled, the world seems small; when the heart is at ease, even a bed feels spacious. In the bustling world, people compete for

41.无君子之才，少大人之量，当面有贪人之意，背后有害人之心。倾三江之水，难洗君心之墨。——郭德纲
41. Without the talent of a gentleman, lacking the magnanimity of an adult, with a greedy heart in the face and a malicious intent behind one’s back. Even with the water of three rivers, it is difficult to wash away the ink in your heart. – Guo Degang

42.人生在世，无非是让别人笑笑，偶尔，也笑笑别人。——郭德纲
42. Life is nothing more than making others laugh, and occasionally, laughing at others. – Guo Degang

43.不明白任何情况就劝你一定要大度的人，这种人你要离他远一点，因为雷劈他的时候会连累到你。——郭德纲
43. If someone advises you to be magnanimous without understanding any situation, keep away from them, because when lightning strikes them, it may involve you as well. – Guo Degang

44.小人永远是小人，他不会因为你的客气而有所改变，世上的恶人都是被怂人给惯出来的，我所做的是伸张正义。——郭德纲
44. A petty person will always be petty; they won’t change just because of your politeness. The evil people in the world are nurtured by those who indulge them. What I do is to uphold justice. - Guo Degang

45.忍忍忍，难难难。身处池畔，自浊自清自安然。若不登高看，怎知海天蓝。人到用时仁义少，事无经过不知烦。静坐思过观花谢，三省吾身饮清泉。留得五湖明月在，不愁偷笑钓鱼船。——郭德纲
45. Endure, endure, endure; difficulty, difficulty, difficulty. Standing by the pond, one’s turbidity and clarity come from within, and one remains calm. Without climbing high to look, how can one know the blue of the sea and sky? When people are needed, there is little benevolence and righteousness; without experiencing something, one does not know the troubles. Sitting quietly, reflecting on the withering flowers and sipping clear spring water, one contemplates oneself. As long as the bright moon over the five lakes remains, there’s no need to worry about the mocking laughter of the fishing boat. - Guo Degang

46.人们做了好事总想让鬼神知道，做了坏事总以为鬼神不知道，太让鬼神为难了！——郭德纲
46. People always want the gods and ghosts to know when they do good deeds, but they think the gods and ghosts won’t know when they do bad things. It’s really hard for the gods and ghosts! — Guo Degang

47.一入江湖深似海，从此节操是路人。有人夸你，别信。有人骂你，别听。——郭德纲
47. Once you enter the martial world, it’s like being in the deep sea; from then on, your sense of morality becomes a stranger. If someone praises you, don’t believe it. If someone scolds you, don’t listen. — Guo Degang

48.有话好好说我都能接受，您跟作死似的骂街，我还以为放生那鳖有微博呢。等黑名单够数了，在不破坏生态平衡状态下，我带诸位上河边放生去。——郭德纲
48. If you have something to say, please say it nicely, and I will accept it. When you curse like you’re dying, I thought the turtle being released had a Weibo account. When the blacklist has enough people, without disrupting the ecological balance, I will take you all to the riverbank to release them. — Guo Degang

49.现如今，不仅是相声界，我们这个社会充斥的假的东西太多，抽假烟、喝假酒、看假球、听假唱、穿假名牌儿、戴一假头套，天底下就王八是真的，还叫甲鱼。——郭德纲
49. Nowadays, not only in the crosstalk industry, but also in our society, there are too many fake things: counterfeit cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake soccer games, lip-syncing performances, fake designer clothes, and fake wigs. The only real thing in the world is the turtle, and it’s called soft-shelled turtle. - Guo Degang

50.日后倘有马高镫短水尽山穷，无人解难之时言语一声，都不管，我管你。——郭德纲
50. If there comes a time when you’re in a difficult situation with no one to help, just say the word, and I’ll be there for you. - Guo Degang

51.我要了份鱼翅炒饭，用三双筷子愣没找着鱼翅，你能告诉我鱼翅在哪吗？厨师说，我叫鱼翅。——郭德纲
51. I ordered a shark fin fried rice, but I couldn’t find any shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, “My name is Shark Fin.” - Guo Degang

52.穷人在十字街头耍十把钢钩，钩不着亲人骨肉；富人在深山老林，抡木棒打不散无义的宾朋，大将军手中枪，翻江倒海挡不住饥寒穷三个字，英雄至此未必英雄。——郭德纲
52. The poor man in the crossroads, with ten steel hooks, cannot hook the flesh and blood of his relatives; the rich man in the deep mountains and forests, swinging a wooden stick, cannot disperse unrighteous friends. The great general’s spear, turning rivers and seas, cannot stop the three words of hunger, cold, and poverty. A hero may not necessarily be a hero here. - Guo Degang

53.狐朋狗友的交情才是发自肺腑的纯洁。——郭德纲
53. The friendship of狐朋狗友 (shady friends) is the purest and comes from the depths of the heart. - Guo Degang

54.之乎者也懒把红尘望，纵身无蟒顶无纱，无有那一路杏花马蹄忙，也敢比无冕状元郎。——郭德纲
54. Not caring about the worldly matters, with a lazy gaze on the secular world, even without a python on the head and no gauze, without the busy almond blossoms and horse hooves along the way, I dare to compare myself to an un-crowned scholar. - Guo Degang

55.“反三俗”大会上我很感慨，看着好多同行激昂慷慨的样子，我特别想劝他们一句话，不要以勤工俭学的身份给我讲黑社会的故事。人与人之间要想诋毁对方最好的办法是从道德方面进攻。——郭德纲
55. “At the ‘anti-vulgar’ conference, I felt quite emotional. Seeing so many of my peers passionately expressing themselves, I really wanted to say to them, ‘Don’t tell me stories about the underworld while pretending to be a diligent student.’ The best way to discredit someone is to attack them from a moral standpoint.” - Guo Degang

56.半夜灯前当年事，一时风雨到心头。——郭德纲
56. “In the midnight lamplight, memories of the past come to mind, and suddenly a storm brews in my heart.” - Guo Degang

57.如果你认为人人身上皆有善，那你还没有遇到所有人。——郭德纲
57. “If you think everyone has kindness within them, it means you haven’t met everyone yet.” - Guo Degang

58.完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。——郭德纲
58. “It’s over, you’re not talking to me anymore, I’ve become the ‘dog that ignores people.’” - Guo Degang

59.人的野心会随着位置的变化而不断变化！——郭德纲
59. Human ambition constantly changes with one’s position! —— Guo Degang

60.平生四恨：一恨鲫鱼多刺，二恨海棠无香，三恨人情如纸，四恨小人猖獗。——郭德纲
60. Four grievances in life: first, the numerous bones in crucian carp; second, the fragrance-less begonias; third, the papery nature of human relationships; fourth, the rampant petty people. —— Guo Degang

61.人和猪的区别就在于：猪一直是猪， 而人有时候却不是人。——郭德纲
61. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not human. — Guo Degang

62.天涯犹在，不诉薄凉。——郭德纲
62. The ends of the earth are still there, and there is no need to complain about the coldness. — Guo Degang

63.不要以为有纹身的都是流氓，岳飞还有纹身呢。——郭德纲
63. Don’t think that everyone with tattoos is a hooligan; even Yue Fei had tattoos. — Guo Degang

64.走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧！——郭德纲
64. Go your own way and let others talk. — Guo Degang

65.开心就笑，不开心就待会儿笑。——郭德纲
65. Laugh when you’re happy, and wait a while before laughing when you’re not. — Guo Degang

66.珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。 金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。 富贵长生，天作主由不得我。 钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。——郭德纲
66. The precious pearl, the sparrow does not pray to be shot. The valuable golden tripod, the fish does not seek to be cooked. Wealth and longevity are controlled by heaven, not by me. Strong will and righteous spirit, I am in control, not heaven. — Guo Degang

67.我不怕我自己没能耐，我怕我以为自己有能耐。——郭德纲
67. I’m not afraid that I’m incapable; I’m afraid that I think I’m capable. — Guo Degang

68.万里江山鸿爪遍，一天风月马蹄宽。——郭德纲
68. Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, the horse’s hooves are wide. — Guo Degang

69.刘关张桃园三结义，护送唐僧西天取经，红楼梦里讲述了这个故事！——郭德纲
69. Liu, Guan, and Zhang made a sworn brotherhood in the Peach Garden, escorting Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain the scriptures, and the story is told in Dream of the Red Chamber! — Guo Degang

70.花经夜雨香犹在，月被云遮光怎迷。先生浩气垂千古，南北山头猎猎旗。三尺土埋师徒义，两段情缘死不渝。冷观霄小空嘁嘁，羞与他人共典仪。——郭德纲
70. The fragrance of flowers remains after the night rain, the moon’s light is obscured by clouds, how can it be dazzling? The great spirit of the teacher lasts for thousands of years, the north and south mountain peaks flutter with flags. Three feet of soil buries the loyalty of master and disciple, two sections of love are unyielding even in death. Coldly watching the trivial chatter, ashamed to share the ceremony with others. — Guo Degang

71.宁学桃园三结义，不学瓦岗一炉香。——郭德纲
71. I would rather learn from the sworn brotherhood of the Peach Garden than the incense of the Wagon Fort. — Guo Degang

72.万事留一线，江湖好相见。——郭德纲
72. Leave a thread for everything, and it will be easier to meet in the world. — Guo Degang

73.数载浮游客燕京，遥望桑梓衣未荣。苦海难寻慈悲岸，穷穴埋没大英雄。——郭德纲
73. For years, I have been a wandering guest in Yanjing, gazing at my hometown from afar, my clothes not yet glorious. The sea of suffering is hard to find a compassionate shore, and the poor cave buries a great hero. — Guo Degang

74.好比说厨师炒菜，你可以发明新的菜，但最起码你要知道什么叫炒勺，哪个叫漏勺，你拿个痰桶炒菜说是革新，那谁敢吃啊？——郭德纲
74. Just like a chef cooking, you can invent new dishes, but at least you should know what a frying pan is and what a colander is. If you use a spittoon to cook and call it innovation, who would dare to eat it? — Guo Degang

75.黄金非为贵，德重鬼神钦。钱财堪如粪，仁义价千金。尘埃方埋嗔，春雨润枯心。满城争议论，谁是最伤心？——郭德纲
75. Gold is not the most valuable, virtue is more impressive to gods and ghosts. Money is as good as manure, benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold. Dust buries anger, spring rain moistens the withered heart. The whole city is full of debates, who is the most heartbroken? — Guo Degang

76.三分能耐六分运气一分贵人扶持，给你一个平台，换张三就是张三，换李四就是李四，李四没成那就是因为没让他上，他上了可能比张三还好，所以说一个人，机遇，太重要了！——郭德纲
76. Three points of ability, six points of luck, and one point of support from a noble person. Give someone a platform, and Zhang San will be Zhang San, Li Si will be Li Si. If Li Si didn’t succeed, it’s because he wasn’t given the chance. If he had the chance, he might be better than Zhang San. So for a person, opportunity is too important! — Guo Degang

77.一去残冬晓日红，三杯泪酒奠苍穹。鸡肠曲曲今何在？始信人间报应灵。——郭德纲
77. The残冬 (residual winter) has passed, the morning sun is red, three cups of tears and wine offer to the sky. Where is the twisted chicken intestine now? I now believe that retribution on earth is real. — Guo Degang

78.别人看天我看天，他天我天不一般。他人看天天下走，我看苍天大如圈。——郭德纲
78. When others look at the sky, I look at the sky, but our skies are different. Others walk under the sky every day, but I see the sky as big as a circle. — Guo Degang

79.人不要和人性作斗争。——郭德纲
79. Do not struggle against human nature. — Guo Degang

80.人莫心高，自有生辰造化 命由天定，何必巧用机关。——郭德纲
80. One should not be overly ambitious, for one’s fate is determined by one’s birth and heaven’s will. Why use cunning and schemes? — Guo Degang

81.肉分五花三层，人分三六九等。——郭德纲
81. There are various types of meat, and people are divided into different social classes. —— Guo Degang

82.脑仁象松籽儿，打开就一碗卤煮。——郭德纲
82. The brain is like a pine nut, once opened, it’s just a bowl of stewed food. —— Guo Degang

83.流氓会武术，谁也挡不住。——郭德纲
83. When a hooligan knows martial arts, no one can stop him. —— Guo Degang

84.一巴掌宽护心毛，胸前还纹着带鱼。——郭德纲
84. A palm-width of chest hair, and a tattoo of a ribbon fish on the chest. —— Guo Degang

85.手榴弹是贵，要是一块钱六个，我先扔你一百块钱的。——郭德纲
85. Hand grenades are expensive, but if they were six for a dollar, I’d throw a hundred dollars’ worth at you. —— Guo Degang

86.我是有车族。不过最近这车有个毛病，提速特慢，开始我还以为化油器脏了，后来一查，敢情掉了一脚蹬子！——郭德纲
86. I’m a car owner. Lately, my car has a problem; it’s slow to accelerate. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty, but then I found out it was missing a pedal! —— Guo Degang

87.老僧斋罢禅房睡，不闻江湖草木声。——郭德纲
87. After the old monk finished his vegetarian meal and slept in the meditation room, he didn’t hear the sounds of the world. —— Guo Degang

88.胸有方心，身无媚骨。——郭德纲
88. Having a square heart and no flattering bones. —— Guo Degang

89.以前的朋友都成了富翁，这个称几个亿，那个称几十个亿，我只有五百万，像素。——郭德纲
89. My old friends have become millionaires, some worth hundreds of millions, others tens of millions, while I only have five million, in pixels. —— Guo Degang

90.大丈夫生六尺躯，何不另其千古。——郭德纲
90. A great man, six feet tall, should be remembered for eternity. —— Guo Degang

91.天下最不是人的就是人。——郭德纲
91. The most inhumane thing in the world is humans themselves. —— Guo Degang

92.花钱如尿裤子一般，痛快。——郭德纲
92. Spending money is as refreshing as wetting one’s pants. —— Guo Degang

93.你无耻的样子，颇有我年轻时候的神韵。——郭德纲
93. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth. —— Guo Degang

94.要不是打不过你，我早跟你翻脸了。——郭德纲
94. If I could beat you, I would have already turned my back on you. —— Guo Degang

95.好些天都没吃饭了，看谁都像烙饼。——郭德纲
95. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake to me. —— Guo Degang

96.你不能进了肯德基说要一个佛跳墙，给我炒十个菜，蒸点儿大闸蟹，那儿不会有的。你指着肯德基出佛跳墙，那是你的问题。——郭德纲
96. You can’t go into KFC and order a Buddha Jumps Over the Wall; they don’t have it there. If you ask for Buddha Jumps Over the Wall at KFC, that’s your problem. —— Guo Degang

97.为恶畏人知，恶中犹有善路。为善急人知，善处即是恶根。——郭德纲
97. When doing evil, fear others knowing, there is still a path to goodness. When doing good, eager for others to know, the good act becomes the root of evil. —— Guo Degang

98.我可以不恨你，但绝不会原谅你！——郭德纲
98. I can not hate you, but I will never forgive you! —— Guo Degang

99.中国男人的三大典范，董永，许仙和宁采臣，一个娶了神仙，一个娶了妖怪，最后一个连鬼都不放过。——郭德纲
99. The three great Chinese men are Dong Yong, Xu Xian, and Ning Caichen. One married a fairy, one married a monster, and the last one didn’t even spare a ghost. —— Guo Degang

100.人生在世就是让人笑笑，偶尔也笑话笑话别人。——郭德纲
100. Life is about making people laugh and occasionally making fun of others. —— Guo Degang
悲伤逆流成河经典语录

1.被风不小心吹送过来的种子。掉在心房上。一直沉睡着。沉睡着。——郭敬明
1. Seeds accidentally blown over by the wind. Falling on the heart. Sleeping. Sleeping. - Guo Jingming

2.我也曾经是你手里的宝贝，我也曾经是你对每个人夸奖不停的掌上明珠，你也在睡前对我讲过那些故事，为什么现在我就变成了多余的，就像病毒一样，躲着我，不躲我你会死吗？我是瘟疫吗？—

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