1.你从小缺盖，长大缺爱，腰系麻绳，头顶锅盖。
1. You’ve been lacking a lid since childhood, and love when you grew up, with a hemp rope around your waist and a pot lid on your head.
2.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
2. If the water is too clear, there will be no fish; if a person is too despicable, they will be invincible.
3.树不要皮，必死无疑，人不要脸，天下无敌。
3. A tree without bark is doomed to die, and a person without shame is unstoppable.
4.你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。
4. If you were a flower, even cows would be afraid to make dung.
5.我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人，一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的。
5. I think there are only two types of people in the world that can attract others: one is extremely beautiful, and the other is like you.
6.他们怎么能管你叫猪呢？？这太不像话了！总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧！怎么能说你长得像猪呢？那是侮辱了猪。
6. How dare they call you a pig?! It’s outrageous! You can’t just call someone by what they look like! It’s insulting to say you look like a pig – that’s an insult to pigs!
7.靠，你TMD长得太好认了。
7. Damn, you’re so distinctive-looking.
8.长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
8. You look very sci-fi, very abstract!
9.见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！
9. I’ve seen ugly people, but I’ve never seen someone as ugly as you. At first glance, you’re quite ugly, but upon closer inspection, you’re even uglier!
10.你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。
10. Your appearance slows down internet speeds, and you consume too much memory.
11.任何人工智能都敌不过阁下这款天然傻瓜。
11. No artificial intelligence can compete with your natural foolishness.
12.天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！
12. You were born to be a cucumber, waiting to be slapped! You became a walnut, waiting to be pounded! You’re a broken motorcycle, waiting to be kicked! You found a wife who is like a screw, waiting to be twisted!
13.二十一世纪很危险，快回到你的侏罗纪去吧。
13. The 21st century is dangerous; go back to your Jurassic period.
14.连如花都帅你倍以上。
14. Even Ru Hua is ten times more handsome than you.
15.你与生俱来的风骚气质，决定了你一生只能做贱人。
15. Your innate flirtatious temperament has determined that you can only be a despicable person in your life.
16.如果你觉得自己很牛B，那你一定是傻B。
16. If you think you’re very impressive, then you must be an idiot.
17.就你长那咸鱼样儿，还跟我提咸鱼，你能翻身吗，你翻给我看看。
17. With your salted fish appearance, how dare you mention salted fish? Can you turn your life around? Show me how you do it.
18.你小时候把那眼神清澈得犹如健康的小便，长大后那眼神浑浊得好似上火的浓痰。
18. When you were a child, your eyes were as clear as healthy urine, but now they’re as turbid as thick phlegm from a fever.
19.姐不是你的草船，不要把你那骚贱往我这里发。
19. I’m not your straw boat; don’t send your vulgarity my way.
20.你的头是被驴踢过还是被啃过啊？脑残到没药救。
20. Has your head been kicked by a donkey or chewed on? You’re hopelessly brain-dead.
21.经科学验证，你从外表到骨髓细胞及基因都散发出一个字“贱”。
21. Scientifically proven, from your appearance to your bone cells and genes, you exude the word “despicable.”
22.给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？
22. You don’t know what you are when I give you a little face?
23.你的那张脸真有威慑力，就连猪看到你都掉头就走。
23. Your face is really intimidating, even pigs turn around and walk away when they see you.
24.别嫌弃我现在对你不好，等你死了以后我一定在你的棺材里装个空调，而且还是变频的！
24. Don’t complain about me treating you poorly now, after you die, I will definitely install an air conditioner in your coffin, and it will be a variable frequency one!
25.我拜托你，不要再出来吓人了，要不然这世界就要被灭亡了。
25. I beg you, please don’t come out to scare people anymore, or the world will be doomed.
26.你找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球。
26. You have to go to the zoo or even leave Earth to find a girlfriend.
27.只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
27. Just by raising your head, you cause a hole in the ozone layer.
28.你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气！
28. You look very patriotic, dedicated, and spirited!
29.听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生！
29. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises!
30.我觉得你挺适合做人妖的，不然真的是浪费人才啊！
30. I think you are quite suitable for being a transvestite; otherwise, it would be a waste of talent!
31.能把你的蠢气去掉那是一项科研成果，成功后我马上可以调到中科院去了！
31. Removing your stupidity would be a scientific achievement; once successful, I can immediately transfer to the Chinese Academy of Sciences!
32.至从见到你之后，我就终于彻底领悟到怪胎的样子了。
32. After meeting you, I finally understand what a monster looks like.
33.我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
33. Before I met you, I didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
34.阁下长得真是天生励志！
34. You are naturally inspiring!
35.好久没有听到有人能把牛吹得这么清新脱俗了！
35. It’s been a while since I’ve heard someone brag so elegantly and unconventionally!
36.你出生时就丑的躲起来了，连你父母都不敢见你，你还怕有人举报你？
36. You were so ugly when you were born that you hid away, even your parents dared not see you. Are you still afraid of being reported?
37.你拉着一头猪逛街，很幸福的样子，我经过满怀同情的说：“看一个人的档次，就看他跟谁在一起。”话未说完，就看那猪很鄙夷的弃你而去！
37. You walked with a pig, looking very happy, and I said with sympathy, “To see a person’s level, just look at the company they keep.” Before I finished, the pig looked at you contemptuously and left!
38.知道你这种畜生嘴里吐不出象牙，来看你那猪插的样子，长得比尼玛凤姐还要雷人，你赶紧去死吧，死得越快越好，除了创造大粪，你还有什么追求？
38. I know you can’t say anything intelligent; looking at your pig-like appearance, you are even more shocking than Sister Feng. Just hurry up and die; the sooner, the better. What else do you pursue besides creating feces?
39.你长的挺有创意，活得挺有勇气。
39. You look quite creative and live with courage.
40.要不是老师说不让随地扔垃圾，我早就把你扔了。
40. If the teacher didn’t say not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.
41.丑不是你的本意，是上帝发的脾气。
41. Your ugliness is not your fault, it’s just God’s temper.
42.你靠山山倒，靠河河干，看鸡鸡死，看狗狗翻。
42. Whenever you rely on someone or something, it fails or disappears. You even cause trouble wherever you go.
43.如果没有你的存在怎么能衬托世界的美丽。
43. Without your existence, how could the world’s beauty be highlighted?
44.你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！
44. I wanted to teach you swordplay, but you chose to practice a different sword technique. You didn’t even practice the proper way, just focusing on the lowly and despicable aspects! You didn’t learn the true art of the golden sword, but instead learned the silver sword!
45.给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？
45. You had the chance to be a sword immortal or a sword god, but you insisted on being a mere swordsman! Why bother?
46.你长的真tm后现代。
46. You look so incredibly postmodern.
47.你长的好象车祸现场。
47. You look like a car accident scene.
48.大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
48. Could you please lower the resolution of your face, buddy?
49.你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
49. It must be really hard for you to look like a human, considering you haven’t fully evolved yet.
50.我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的。
50. I’ve never seen someone with such archaeological value.
51.我观察你很久了，终究还是觉得地球不适合你。我这有张去火星的票，给你吧！
51. I’ve been observing you for quite some time, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Earth is not the right place for you. Here’s a ticket to Mars, take it!
52.十八辈子都没干好事才会认识你，连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
52. It must have taken you eighteen lifetimes of doing bad deeds to end up knowing me. Even throwing you into the sun would be a waste of environmental resources.
53.还说你是中国的东方不败。
53. You claim to be the undefeated east in China.
54.想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽。看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！
54. You must be the ultimate scum of humanity, the worst of all beasts. Look at your thin face, it’s not even worth comparing to a pig!
55.脸先着地，无力回天。
55. Your face hit the ground first, and there’s no turning back.
56.拿你当人的时候，你尽量装得像点好吗？
56. When I treat you like a human, could you please try to act like one?
57.我就奇怪了，像你这样的稀奇物种，应该列为国家一级保护动物，在去世博会展出。说不定，你还可以为我国的外星物种科研事业做出贡献呢。
57. I’m amazed that a rare species like you hasn’t been listed as a national protected animal in China. You should be displayed at the World Expo. Perhaps you could even contribute to our country’s research on extraterrestrial species.
58.你劈劈大胯练练双杠，不吃不喝也能尿炕，你跳河污染水资源，安乐死浪费时间，吃安眠药浪费国家的钱财，煤气中毒浪费煤气。
58. You can practice leg splits and parallel bars without eating or drinking, but you’ll just pollute the water if you jump into the river. Euthanasia would be a waste of time, taking sleeping pills would be a waste of the country’s money, and gas poisoning would be a waste of gas.
59.你是不是三鹿喝多了？
59. Have you been drinking too much Sanlu milk?
60.生你有多浪费啊？种地不出苗，坏种。
60. How much of a waste it must have been to give birth to you! You’re like a bad seed that won’t grow any crops.
61.你出生时是不是被扔上去过三次而只被接住过两次？
61. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?
62.你是个可爱的，迷人的辛勤的，白色的小小的总在为人民服务的新型杂交鱼种。
62. You are a cute, charming, hardworking, white, tiny, always serving the people’s new hybrid fish species.
63.长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
63. You look very sci-fi and abstract!
64.这年头，坐飞机有打滚的；做轮船有沉底的；做火车有出轨的；做汽车有亲嘴的；所以我劝你，没事还是在你的老鼠洞里呆着不要出来的好。
64. Nowadays, there are rolling airplanes; sinking ships; trains that derail; and kissing cars; so I advise you, it’s better to stay in your rat hole when you’re not needed.
65.都是农村狐狸，你带个墨镜涂个指甲油还想演城市聊斋啊。
65. You’re just a country fox, wearing sunglasses and applying nail polish, and you want to act like an urban Liaozhai?
66.长得帅有什么用啊！到银行用脸刷卡吗？
66. What’s the use of being handsome? Can you use your face to pay at the bank?
67.别以为你长的稀有样我们就应该物以稀为贵。
67. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value you as a rarity.
68.一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来。
68. I’ll slap you against the wall so hard that you won’t be able to be taken off.
69.你长得真是下不为例啊！快去整整容，以后不准再犯了啊！我也要去检查下，不知道有没有给你吓出心脏病。
69. You look so unforgettable! Go get a plastic surgery, and don’t commit this crime again! I also need to check if I’ve developed heart disease from being scared by you.
70.你不好好当人类的闲杂消遣，你出来装什么和平使者？
70. You’re not a good human’s idle amusement; what are you pretending to be a peacemaker for?
71.其实吧，你并不是一无是处，你的鼻子就象一枚荣誉勋章。
71. Actually, you’re not completely useless; your nose is like a medal of honor.
72.人贱一辈子，猪贱一刀子，活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，在家浪费RMB。
72. You’re cheap for a lifetime, a pig is cheap for a knife, you’re a waste of air when alive, a waste of land when dead, and a waste of RMB at home.
73.上帝创造你是他的创意，你能继续活下去是你的勇气。
73. God’s creation of you was his creativity, and your continued survival is your courage.
74.你不是丑，只是美的不明显！
74. You’re not ugly, just not obviously beautiful!
75.这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
75. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I really admire their courage.
76.瞧你这立秋的年纪了，还说要卖萌，直接就把卖萌这个词变成了贬义词。
76. Look at your age, you still want to act cute? You’ve turned the word “cute” into a derogatory term.
77.你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。
77. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color, and far apart.
78.这两片嘴唇，切切倒有一大碟子。
78. These two lips, if cut, would make a big plate.
79.地球真的不适合你，你应该去脑残王国，到了那里，说不定你还能当上国王呢！
79. Earth is really not suitable for you; you should go to the Kingdom of Brainlessness. When you get there, maybe you can become the king!
80.把你栽到花盆里让你也知道知道什么是植物人！
80. Plant you in a flowerpot so you know what it’s like to be a plant person!
81.是我不懂事还是把你当成人看了？
81. Is it that I don’t understand things, or have I been treating you like a human being?
82.我最胸闷的事情是认识你，最让我自责的事情还是认识你。
82. The most frustrating thing about me is getting to know you, and the thing that makes me feel most guilty is still getting to know you.
83.就你这跟你妈的胸围是一个指数的智商还说自己很聪明，真是笑掉大家的大牙。
83. With an IQ that’s on the same scale as your mother’s bust size, you still claim to be smart, which is really making everyone laugh.
84.想必你就是那传说中的一坨屎吧，长得那么猥琐不用比人介绍都已经一目了然了。
84. You must be the legendary piece of shit, looking so creepy that no introduction is needed; it’s already obvious.
85.甲：你当我白痴啊！乙：啊？原来你不是啊！
85. A: Do you think I’m an idiot? B: Ah? So you’re not!
86.单身女人叫小资，单身男人叫钻石王老五，丑女叫恐龙，帅哥叫青蛙，连你都叫小强了。
86. A single woman is called “yuppies,” a single man is called “Bachelor King,” an ugly woman is called “dinosaur,” a handsome man is called “frog,” and even you are called “Little Strong.”
87.你是长得帅，只不过是蟋蟀的蟀。
87. You may be handsome, but it’s just like a cricket’s handsomeness.
88.现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了！快过节了，送你一副对联：上联：树不要皮，必死无疑下联：人不要脸，天下无敌横批：人之贱无敌！
88. If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet would vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole would self-explode! It’s almost a holiday, so here’s a couplet for you: Upper couplet: A tree without skin is doomed to die. Lower couplet: A person without shame is invincible. Horizontal scroll: The lower the贱, the more invincible!
89.你长得挺有创意，活得挺有勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝在发脾气。
89. You look quite creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention; it’s just God having a tantrum.
90.孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决！
90. Confucius cannot solve the problem, but I will help you!
91.虽然你身上喷了香水，但我还是隐约能闻到一股人渣味儿。
91. Although you have sprayed perfume on yourself, I can still vaguely smell the scent of scum.
92.你人又不聪明，还学人家绝顶！
92. You’re not smart, yet you try to imitate someone who is extremely intelligent!
93.你妈生你时是不是把人扔了把胎盘养大。
93. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw the human away and raise the placenta instead?
94.别跟我说话，我有洁癖。
94. Don’t talk to me; I have a cleanliness obsession.
95.我忍屎忍尿也忍不下你呀。
95. I can endure feces and urine, but I can’t stand you.
96.天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
96. The world is vast, but it’s not as big as the piece of wit you lack.
97.把你丢进外太空都对得住你这个怂人了，要不然一定会让你去魔域里历练历练。
97. It would be fair to throw you into outer space, otherwise, you should definitely go to the demon realm for some experience.
98.你这种社会人渣，活的没意思，真的，连死了也是浪费土地，毒害青少年。
98. You, a social scum, have no meaning in life. Really, even death is a waste of land and a hazard to young people.
99.你原来是条狗啊，早知道就买条狗链套在你的脖子上了。
99. So you are a dog! I knew it, I should have bought a dog chain and put it around your neck.
100.你要是自己承认自己智商的话，你就滚一边去。
100. If you admit to having an IQ, then get out of my sight.
不带脏字的骂人的话
1. 你真是个让人头疼的家伙。 You’re such a headache-inducing person. 2. 我真希望你有时候能闭上你的嘴。 I really wish you could shut your mouth sometimes. 3. 你的行为真是让人难以忍受。 Your behavior is really hard to tolerate. 4. 你总是喜欢搞破坏，真让人讨厌。 You always like to cause trouble, it’s really annoying. 5. 你真是个不懈的烦人精。 You’re such an unrelenting nuisance. 6. 你的存在真是让人感到压力。
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