1、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
1. A salted fish turns over, but it’s still a salted fish.
2、知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。
2. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but essential.
3、在哪里摔倒就在哪里躺下。
3. If you fall somewhere, lie down there.
4、钻石恒久远，一颗就破产！
4. Diamonds are forever, but one can make you go bankrupt!
5、人长得漂亮不如活得漂亮！
5. It’s better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.
6、闭上眼睛，我看到了我的前途……
6. With my eyes closed, I see my future…
7、无理取闹，必有所图！
7. Making a fuss without reason means there’s an ulterior motive!
8、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
8. Don’t talk to me about emotions; it hurts the wallet.
9、跌倒了，爬起来再哭。
9. Fall down, get up, and then cry.
10、让未来到来，让过去过去。
10. Let the future come and the past pass.
11、作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。
11. As a prime example of failure, you are too successful.
12、叹气是最浪费时间的事情，哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。
12. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting act.
13、父母忽悠孩子叫教育；孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗；互相忽悠叫代沟。
13. Parents deceiving their children is called education; children deceiving their parents is called deception; mutual deception is called generation gap.
14、女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人，不是喜欢长坏了的男人。
14. Women like men who look bad, not men who are actually bad.
15、善意的谎言：就是给自己的欺骗找一个很好的借口。
15. A white lie is a good excuse for self-deception.
16、我可以选择放弃，但不能放弃选择。
16. I can choose to give up, but I can’t give up choosing.
17、个头大就一定厉害吗？恐龙不是照样灭绝了！
17. Does being big necessarily mean being powerful? Dinosaurs still went extinct!
18、我们的爱情在这天夭折了，只为了让彼此有重生的机会。
18. Our love withered on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.
19、本无意与众不同，怎奈何品味出众。
19. I didn’t intend to stand out, but my taste is outstanding.
20、绝口不提不是因为忘记，而是因为铭记。
20. Keeping silent isn’t because of forgetting, but because of remembering.
21、探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆，而在于培养新视角。
21. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new lands, but in cultivating new perspectives.
22、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。
22. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not infidelity, but time.
23、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。
23. A hero finds it hard to resist the charm of a beauty, but I am not a hero, so the beauty let me pass.
24、老板用你的时候你就是人才，不用你的时候就变成裁人！
24. When the boss needs you, you are a talent; when not needed, you become the one to be laid off!
25、结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣，活动起来不方便，但会很温暖。
25. Marriage is like putting a coat on freedom; it restricts your movements but keeps you warm.
26、不是人人都能活的低调，可以低调的基础是随时都能高调。
26. Not everyone can live a low-profile life; the basis for being low-key is the ability to be high-profile at any time.
27、你发怒一分钟，便失去60秒的幸福。
27. If you get angry for one minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
28、男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心，但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。
28. A man’s brain likes a woman’s inner world, but his eyes like her appearance.
29、玩命：要在有命的情况下才能玩，命都没了，拿什么玩啊！
29. To play with your life, you must have a life to play with; if you have no life, what’s there to play?
30、铁公鸡还会留点铁锈呢，你根本就是个不锈钢公鸡！
30. Even a stingy iron rooster leaves some rust, but you are a stainless steel rooster!
31、烟不听话，所以我们”抽烟“。
31. Cigarettes don’t listen, so we “smoke” them.
32、一个人能走多远，要看他与谁同行；一个人有多优秀，要看他有谁指点；一个人有多成功，要看他有谁相伴。
32. How far a person can go depends on who they walk with; how excellent a person is depends on who guides them; how successful a person is depends on who accompanies them.
33、海阔凭鱼跃，破鼓任人捶。
33. The vast sea allows fish to leap, and a broken drum is for anyone to beat.
34、还没来得及去沾花惹草，就被人拔光了。
34. I haven’t even had the chance to chase after flowers and grasses before being plucked bare.
35、我又不是王子，为什么女孩遇见我总认为自己应该成为公主！
35. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think they should become princesses when they meet me?
36、生活就像”呼吸“，”呼“是为了出一口气，”吸“是为了争一口气。
36. Life is like “breathing”; “exhaling” is to let out a breath, and “inhaling” is to compete for a breath.
37、路见不平一声吼，吼完继续往前走。
37. If you see injustice, shout out, and then continue moving forward.
38、幸福是个比较级，要有东西垫底才感觉得到。
38. Happiness is a comparative degree; you need something at the bottom to feel it.
39、八仙过海，各找各妈、八仙过海，请系好安全带。
39. When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, they each find their own mother; when the E
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