1、知道自己有多恶心吗，当你妈妈第一次感觉到你的存在时……她吐了！
1. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first sensed your existence… she threw up!

2、李白乘舟将欲行，忽闻岸上踏歌声。动次大次切克闹，悠悠最炫民族风……
2. Li Bai was about to embark on a boat when he suddenly heard the singing on the shore. The rhythm was catchy, like the most dazzling ethnic style…

3、必须要换笔记本了——开机需要5分钟，电池只支持到3分钟！
3. I really need to change my laptop - it takes 5 minutes to start up, and the battery only lasts for 3 minutes!

4、悟空，柴火不够，多拿点经书来。悟净，你去看看八戒熟了没。
4. Wukong, we don’t have enough firewood, bring more scriptures. Wujing, go check if Bajie is cooked.

5、孙悟空三打白骨精的故事告诉我们，女人太善变会被男人一棒子打死……
5. The story of Sun Wukong fighting the White Bone Spirit three times tells us that women who change too much will be killed by men with a single blow…

6、不努力的女人只有两种结果 穿不完的地摊货和逛不完的菜市场。
6. Women who don’t work hard only have two outcomes: endless cheap goods to wear and endless vegetable markets to visit.

7、高中老师说，这个不用懂，大学会讲的，大学老师说，这个不讲了，高中老师讲过了。
7. High school teachers say, “You don’t need to understand this, it will be taught in college,” while college teachers say, “We won’t cover this, it was taught in high school.”

8、对你发火的人，你永远不会知道他忍了你多少次？一点点语录网
8. You’ll never know how many times someone who gets angry at you has endured your behavior. A little bit of quotations website.

9、昨晚看泰坦尼克号首映的唯一亮点，就是Rose脱了一半快完时镜头突然被切换，全场异口同声的那句：草！
9. The only highlight of watching the Titanic premiere last night was when Rose’s half-naked scene was suddenly cut off, and everyone in the audience shouted in unison: “Damn it!”

10、“我当年“”我一朋友”＂我一同学＂并称三大无法超越的神人。
10. “My past,” “My friend,” and “My classmate” are known as the three unattainable legends.

11、小姐不好意思，这个男人是我的，请你管好自己的大腿和春心。
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